Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. The entertainment world is reeling from the latest escalation in the feud between a comedian and a cable news host, a conflict that has now entered its third decade and shows no signs of stopping, much like the cable…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. In breaking news that has rocked the nation to its core, a television personality has gotten married — and reporters were on the scene to document every detail, including the color of the groom's suit, which sources confirm was…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. Democracy, Wyoming-Style In a stunning display of civic participation, the great state of Wyoming held its Republican primary for U.S. Senate this week, with election officials confirming that dozens of voters — dozens! — turned out to make their…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. Socialist Organization Holds 14-13 Vote on Whether Voting Is Good CHICAGO — In a result hailed as "democracy in action, unfortunately," the national leadership of a prominent socialist organization deadlocked 14-13 this summer on the question of whether its…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. Within minutes of the heartbreaking news of an actress's passing at 36, the internet's obituary industrial complex roared to life with the efficiency of a pit crew and the sensitivity of a car alarm. Newsrooms that had not thought…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. MONTGOMERY, Ala. — Federal prosecutors have charged a former financial officer of a prominent civil rights nonprofit with conspiracy, alleging she used donor money to pay informants from extremist groups — a bookkeeping strategy the organization's accountants described as…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has made his boldest claim yet: not only was Dr. Anthony Fauci wrong about pandemic-era questions, but Fauci knew he was wrong — an accusation legal experts describe as "mind reading, but with…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. The nation remains gripped by an ongoing denim emergency after the release of a jeans advertisement featuring an actress in jean shorts, an event the Department of Homeland Security has officially classified as "a Category 4 Discourse Event." UN…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. In a shocking twist that absolutely no one could have predicted (except everyone, immediately, from the headline), a woman has married her best friend's wealthy grandfather in a story that reads like it was generated by a romance novel…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. Breaking: Magazines Have Opinions In a discovery that has stunned absolutely no one, researchers have confirmed that media portrayals of beauty may influence how people feel about their bodies. The findings, published after what sources describe as "an extremely…
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