Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. In what sports commentators are calling "the most thrilling hallway chase since someone spotted a free donut in the Rayburn Building," a congresswoman was pursued down the corridors of Congress by a determined reporter armed with a microphone and…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. BOSTON — Following the mistrial in one of the most heartbreaking criminal cases in recent memory, the nation's true-crime media complex sprang into action with the solemnity of a marching band, unveiling fresh graphics, a new theme song, and…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. Country star Kacey Musgraves is facing fierce backlash and boycott calls after asking concertgoers to donate to an immigrant-rights organization — which in turn has sparked calls to boycott the boycott, plus a counter-boycott of the counter-boycott that nobody…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. America's cable news networks have done it again: transforming a solemn courtroom proceeding into must-see television, complete with theme music, a countdown clock, and a panel of shouting experts who have collectively passed the bar exam zero times. Trial…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. After 42 long days — the longest dry spell since records began, or at least since someone started counting — the White House briefing drought has officially ended, as the Vice President stepped up to the podium on Thursday…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. The Circus Comes to Court Another day, another high-profile trial, and the media machine has once again transformed a solemn courtroom proceeding into what can only be described as the Super Bowl of sadness. By our count, the courthouse…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. Politicians Discover Renaming Things Is Easier Than Fixing Things NASHVILLE — In a bold stroke of governance, state officials announced this week a proposal to rename the city's international airport after a beloved country music legend, a plan supporters…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. In a bold entry into the crowded field of straight-to-television propaganda, a foreign state broadcaster has released a three-minute threat video complete with ominous music, dramatic maps, and production values that critics describe as "community theater meets supervillain monologue."…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. MINNEAPOLIS — Local man Abdulrahman Abdi, 22, was having what he described as "a pretty bad Tuesday" when it suddenly became the worst Tuesday in the history of Tuesdays, after his routine arrest became national news for reasons entirely…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. Celine Dion has shared a health update regarding her battle with stiff-person syndrome — and the entertainment media has responded the only way it knows how: by treating every syllable like a moon landing. "She said she's working hard,"…
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