President Donald Trump has scored a significant legal victory in his fight over executive authority. On Sunday, the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals granted the Department of Justice an emergency stay, blocking a lower court’s order that would have reinstated a fired U.S. attorney — meaning Roger Rogoff remains out of the job for now….
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. A Kentucky congressman is one signature away from forcing a House vote, and Washington is treating the search like the final episode of a reality dating show, with the coveted last slot dubbed "the hero slot" by absolutely everyone…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. A presidential pardon intended to close one legal chapter has opened an entirely unexpected one, as landlords across America flood the White House switchboard with a single burning question: "Does this pardon cover back rent?" The Pardon Hotline Melts…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. The Clip Rises Again It is happening again. A video clip — thirty seconds long, filmed months ago, shared approximately nine million times — is once again going viral on social media, where users are reacting to it with…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. The U.S. Senate has unveiled a sweeping reform package after an investigation found that a senator had perfected the art of checking into committee hearings and immediately leaving, a technique staffers called "quantum attendance: simultaneously present and absent until…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. MONTGOMERY, Ala. — Federal prosecutors have charged a former financial officer of a prominent civil rights nonprofit with conspiracy, alleging she used donor money to pay informants from extremist groups — a bookkeeping strategy the organization's accountants described as…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. Washington Gripped by Burning Question: Who Gets the Podium for Three Months WASHINGTON — The capital is holding its collective breath this week over the most consequential personnel question in recent memory: who will stand behind a wooden podium…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. Washington has officially entered peak pardon season, with the nation's capital grinding to a halt as everyone in politics simultaneously demands pardons for their friends and jail for their enemies, in what experts are calling "the circle of civic…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. WASHINGTON — House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) held an emergency press conference this week to express his profound fury over a successful military operation, in what aides described as "being mad about the good thing, but like, as…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. Man in Shorts Tells Suit-Wearing Colleagues They're Doing Politics Wrong WASHINGTON — In a development that has shaken the capital's dry-cleaning industry to its core, a Democratic senator known for his casual attire delivered a blunt message to his…
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