Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. The Strike Teams Are Coming In what officials are calling "the most dramatic federal action since the invention of the strongly-worded letter," specialized strike teams are being dispatched to Minnesota to investigate potential fraud. Sources describe the teams as…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. Press Event Declared Historic by People Paid to Say So WASHINGTON — In what attendees described as "a press conference, definitely," a veteran lawmaker took to the podium this week to deploy a series of dramatic characterizations, sending the…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. In a shocking development that geologists are still trying to explain, Senator John Fetterman reportedly "went nuclear" on his own political party during a televised discussion about healthcare subsidies. Seismographs across Pennsylvania detected no actual explosion, but cable news…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. WASHINGTON — Rep. Randy Fine (R-Fla.) announced this week that he is "actively considering" introducing articles of expulsion against Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.), a bold legislative strategy that political scientists are calling "thinking really hard about doing something." Fine…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. In a podcast interview lasting five and a half hours — roughly the runtime of three superhero movies and one nap — Hunter Biden delivered a sweeping review of his father's presidency, rating it the way a disappointed customer…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. Following a jury verdict against a Milwaukee judge accused of sneaking a defendant out through a restricted courthouse exit, the county has unveiled a sweeping reform: all 47 courthouse doors are now color-coded, numbered, and assigned threat levels, in…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. In what fans are calling the most exciting retirement since your uncle finally stopped talking about his fantasy football team, yet another member of Congress has announced he will not seek re-election, sending the nation's political list-keepers into an…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. Nobody Saw It Coming, Except Everybody In a move that has left the cable news world utterly stunned — or at least mildly surprised for approximately forty seconds — a longtime television host has announced she is leaving her…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. The Nation's Most Expensive Group Project Enters Year Sixteen WASHINGTON — In a stunning development that surprised absolutely no one who has ever received a medical bill, Congress announced this week that health care in America remains, in the…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. In what commentators are calling "the most devastating loss of composure since someone told Congress the Wi-Fi password," Senator Elizabeth Warren reportedly experienced a full televised meltdown after learning that President Trump had a perfectly pleasant meeting with New…
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