Biden’s Pardons Work Like Monopoly Get-Out-of-Jail Cards
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. Legal analysts are locked in a fierce debate over former President Biden's preemptive pardons, with the central question being: exactly how much does one of these things cover? Jaywalking? Overdue library books? That thing you did in 2019 that…