AOC Boycotts Ed Sheeran, Accidentally Hums His Songs All Day
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has announced a principled boycott of Ed Sheeran's entire discography over the singer's silence on Gaza — a bold stand that lasted until approximately 2:15 p.m., when she was caught humming "Shape of You" in a…