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At his packed rally in Dalton, Georgia, President Donald Trump turned a Korean auto-parts investment into the centerpiece of his economic argument. Taking the stage with the November 3 midterms just weeks away, Trump told the crowd that Hyundai Transys — the auto parts arm of Hyundai Motor Group — is pouring $560 million into…
President Donald Trump has announced another blockbuster energy deal, revealing that Taiwan has agreed to purchase between $70 billion and $80 billion worth of liquefied natural gas from the proposed Alaska LNG project over the next two decades. The president unveiled the agreement on Truth Social on October 14, calling it the largest LNG offtake…
President Donald Trump has announced a landmark deal to bring two new semiconductor plants to upstate New York, with chipmaker GlobalFoundries set to build and operate the facilities under an investment framework worth up to $21 billion funded by Japan. Trump revealed the agreement on Truth Social on October 14, calling it a massive win…
President Donald Trump has unveiled a South Korea energy investment package worth up to $200 billion in the United States, a sweeping deal covering nuclear power, liquefied natural gas, and a major natural gas plant in Texas. The package was outlined by new White House press secretary Katie Zacharia at her first official press briefing…
After 17 long years, justice is finally coming for the families of the 13 Americans murdered at Fort Hood. President Donald Trump has approved the military’s first firing-squad execution in over 80 years for the terrorist behind the 2009 massacre — and the Pentagon announced this week the execution will be livestreamed so the public…
Millions of American seniors are getting a welcome deposit this week. President Trump’s promised $90 Medicare payments are landing in bank accounts on or around October 8, delivering direct relief to more than 20 million seniors enrolled in Medicare Part B. When the $90 Payments Arrive According to the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services,…
President Donald Trump stood at a historic Baltimore shipyard on Tuesday and unveiled one of the largest defense-manufacturing investments in recent American history: a $3.7 billion facility by military technology company Anduril Industries that will build components for nuclear-powered submarines. The project, part of Trump’s push to rebuild American industry, promises to create more than…
President Donald Trump is making college football Saturdays a presidential tradition. At his Friday night midterm rally in Mobile, Alabama, he announced he will return to the state on October 10 to watch the Crimson Tide take on the Georgia Bulldogs in one of the season’s biggest games. A Top-10 Showdown in Tuscaloosa The matchup…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. NEW YORK — A single sermon clip has completed the full lifecycle of modern internet discourse in record time, going from "obscure church video" to "national emergency" to "forgotten by Thursday" in under 72 hours, sources confirm. The clip,…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. Television's toughest judge has delivered her toughest verdict yet — on the concept of leaving. "If you don't like this country, go somewhere else," Judge Judy declared in a new interview, before sentencing the interviewer to 30 days in…
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