Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. NEW YORK — The nation's lip-reading industry experienced an unprecedented boom this week after a four-second silent video clip launched a thousand expert panels, forty-seven cable news segments, and one extremely confident body-language analyst who announced she could "see…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. BOSTON — Following the mistrial in one of the most heartbreaking criminal cases in recent memory, the nation's true-crime media complex sprang into action with the solemnity of a marching band, unveiling fresh graphics, a new theme song, and…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. MINNEAPOLIS — Local man Abdulrahman Abdi, 22, was having what he described as "a pretty bad Tuesday" when it suddenly became the worst Tuesday in the history of Tuesdays, after his routine arrest became national news for reasons entirely…
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