President Donald Trump made one of his most direct appeals yet for Democratic Senator John Fetterman of Pennsylvania to switch parties, telling reporters on Saturday that he would love to see the senator become a Republican. The comments came as Trump returned to Washington from a midterm rally in Tennessee, and they arrive just weeks…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. WASHINGTON — Sen. John Fetterman (D-Pa.) has revolutionized the American workplace by pioneering the "drive-by meeting" — a bold new attendance method in which a person briefly appears in a doorway, makes eye contact with the clerk, and leaves….
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. WASHINGTON — Sen. John Fetterman (D-Pa.) has achieved what physicists called impossible: holding two completely opposite positions on voter ID at the same time, a breakthrough his office is calling "quantum politics." In interviews, Fetterman has repeatedly said he…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. Man in Shorts Tells Suit-Wearing Colleagues They're Doing Politics Wrong WASHINGTON — In a development that has shaken the capital's dry-cleaning industry to its core, a Democratic senator known for his casual attire delivered a blunt message to his…
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