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Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. Celine Dion has shared a health update regarding her battle with stiff-person syndrome — and the entertainment media has responded the only way it knows how: by treating every syllable like a moon landing. "She said she's working hard,"…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. The entertainment world is reeling from the latest escalation in the feud between a comedian and a cable news host, a conflict that has now entered its third decade and shows no signs of stopping, much like the cable…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. A Story That Shook the Pentagon In what military officials are calling "the most emotionally devastating Instagram story since the invention of the platform," a beloved actress took to social media this week to thank U.S. troops for their…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. A Century, Completed With Applause In an era when Hollywood careers are measured in Instagram followers and attention spans are measured in seconds, one actress did something truly radical: she lived to be 100, worked for decades, and left…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. In a bold programming decision, the NFL has announced that this year's Super Bowl halftime show will run four hours, while the football game itself has been demoted to a 12-minute opening act described in the official schedule as…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. In a bold new chapter for American problem-solving, billionaire Elon Musk has purchased the entire ABC television network for $10 billion after reportedly being unable to locate his television remote for nearly 40 seconds. Witnesses say the ordeal began…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. A Billion Views, Give or Take a Billion In a press release that mathematicians have described as "ambitious," a spokesperson announced this week that a brand-new talk show premiere attracted one billion viewers in under seven days, making it…
Satire: this article is a work of parody and humor. The events described did not happen. In a move that stunned absolutely no one who has watched a corporation discover patriotism in real time, Samsung has dramatically withdrawn its Super Bowl sponsorship after learning that Bad Bunny will headline the halftime show. The electronics giant…
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